If you didn’t hear it enough yesterday, Trevor Immelman, of South Africa won the Master’s. So basically, none of my predictions worked out. I was most disappointed that Monty didn’t show up in a rager. I almost thought for a second that Tiger had put the kiss of death on Trevor when he said something like, “Trevor’s been playing well all day, he just had one bad hole. He’ll wrap it up.” And then Trevor proceeded to dump it in the drink on 16. But good for him, as he’s been through a lot, and it looks like the hard work is starting to pay off.
The thing I missed yesterday was that old Tiger excitement. Did you even see him get excited once yesterday? Maybe when he dropped the 80 footer? But where are the fist pumps? Where is the quick pace from green to the next tee because he just can’t wait to grip it and rip it? He just looked frustrated. Which is understandable. I still miss that old Tiger Magic. Is he just getting older, settling down? Don’t get me wrong, he’ll still win. Lots. No one goes out and has a “bad day” and still finishes second except Tiger Woods (and of course I had to make this into a Tiger feature..who doesn’t?!?!).
Anyway, this is from the last time Tiger won the Masters, in 2005. So you can enjoy that in lieu of me putting up Immelman and his delightful family.
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As I sit here, a Trevor Immelman (?) sits atop the leaderboard at Augusta, with 8-under-par. I feel as though he might have a better seat than I, even if it may be short-lived. Meanwhile, Tiger Woods was set to tee off a few minutes ago. Yesterday, “he bored” the crowds by coming in “only” at even-par. As they say though, a bad day on the golf course is better than any day in the office. My office being a cubicle in the library, writing about pollution in the Mediterranean Sea.
Anyway, I should have made predictions yesterday, but as I didn’t, I will go ahead and shoot them at you today: this Immelman guy is not going to stay atop the leaderboard through today, tomorrow morning at the latest. Phil Mickelson won’t drop like a bucket, but he’ll play well and end up top ten. I see Zach Johnson as having the confidence to make a good showing, but I don’t think he’ll repeat. The hometown (my hometown, not yours) favorite, JB Holmes will look like he was born on the golf course. He wasn’t, and I don’t think he’ll win, but he’ll continue building upon the notoriety he has been gaining in the past couple of years. That Woods fellow will win. This is a safe bet, but I know this because Jack Nicklaus doesn’t want to talk about it. That means his record will fell soon enough…In the event that Tiger doesn’t win, I am voting for Retief Goosen. Augusta is a democracy, right?
Also, Colin Montgomerie might just make the trip so that he can heckle the Chinese player, Liang wen-Hong. Maybe they don’t want you, Colin, because you are pretty sour most of the time? Also, anyone want to bet that Sergio spits on Rory Sabbatini at some point? I mean, let’s face it, Sabbatini will say something to piss someone off…